Saturday, December 17, 2016

Video Of Oklahoma Running Back Joe Mixon Punching Woman In The Face Released To Public And It's BAD


WARNING: VIDEOS CONTAIN GRAPHIC VIOLENCE





http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2016/12/16/video-of-oklahoma-rb-mixon-punching-woman-released/95538770/

Two years ago Joe Mixon allegedly punched a woman in the face.  Yesterday the video proving he did was released to the public.  It's not good Joe.  Not good at all.  Let's not forget that two years ago OU head coach Bob Stoops and the Athletic Director saw that video.  They WATCHED Mixon hit her with that right cross and not only didn't kick him off the team, they KEPT HIM ON SCHOLARSHIP.  He was suspended for his freshman season (so basically redshirted) and sentenced to community service.  All in all a slap on the wrist for what looks a lot like full on assault.  I try to avoid being team outrage, but that's blatantly ridiculous.  The fact someone could watch that and choose to turn a blind eye is disgusting.  But at least ol Joey has his heart in the right place.
"Mr. Mixon asked us to once again say he is sorry for the way he acted that night," a statement through his attorneys said. "He has publicly apologized to Ms. Molitor, her friends, his family, teammates, and the University. He hopes that his voluntary release of these recordings will help put this matter to rest."
It wasn't voluntary, it was ordered by a judge.  And I'm sure his apology was sincere and his own doing, and he wasn't told to do it.  I'm sure his words made up for the fact he bashed her in the face.  Obviously OU is ran by scumbags, and college football is full of scumbags that will turn a blind eye to anything (ex. Baylor, FSU Jameis Winston) as long as it helps them win football games.  And it goes without saying but, hitting a woman is never ok.  Ever, save for very extreme circumstances like life threatening.  I don't think a wasted college chick giving you a little shove counts as dire circumstances.  But the best part is he'll still likely get drafted and become a millionaire in the NFL.  Nice to see people are held responsible for their actions.


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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Richard Sherman Should Shut The Hell Up


As you may already know, I hate Seattle.  HATE them.  I hate their fans, I hate Pete Carroll, I hate how everyone still sucks their dick even though they're an average NFL team, I hate how cocky they are despite having fallen off drastically since winning the Super Bowl now 4 years ago.  I can't say one nice thing about them.  What I can say is Richard Sherman is the most overrated player in the NFL by far and I'm sick of seeing him piss and moan about something nearly every week.  I feel like every day he's bitching about something.  Currently it's about Thursday Night Football.  Does it suck?  Of course it does, it sucks to watch, and I'm sure it sucks to play.  But you know what?  There's MILLIONS of people who wish they had his job and would gladly take it.  There's aspects of everyone's job people don't like, from pro athlete down to construction worker, but guess what, they do it.  They don't seek out a national forum and just bitch.  Every team has at least one Thursday night game.  Every team has to play on short rest.  Every team hates it.  But every team just shuts up and deals with it because they have to.  So instead of saying shit like "I'd like to put Roger Goodell in pads for a late game on Sunday, in Green Bay, and see what time he gets to the office on Monday morning." Or writing a whole piece about how much you hate TNF (found here: http://www.theplayerstribune.com/richard-sherman-seahawks-thursday-night-football/) just SHUT THE FUCK UP and play.  You don't have to like it, you just have to do it.  Nothing he says in that article is wrong, it's just all stuff everyone else has already said, this time by an overpaid, overrated, star in the NFL itself.  Other players have said this, coaches have said it, media has said it.  We know this shit Sherm, but it ain't gonna change because the only thing the NFL wants is money.  That's why they started it, more money.  Doesn't take a Stanford grad to figure that out.

Now, I said he's overrated.  He is.  It's not because he doesn't always line up with the best receiver on the other team, because if he did he'd be even worse.  No he simply constantly gets burned and lives off of the reputation that started because of one play and the rant that followed.  Now every corner get's burned sure, but Sherman constantly gets burned and people conveniently ignore it most of the time.  Here are a few examples.




And that's just a quick handful from a google search.  He's also a bitch exhibit here:


I don't recall Patrick Peterson or Revis doing this ever.  Nor any other greats in other sports.  So Seattle, it's time for you all and your corner to shut the damn fucking hell up and realize you once again suck.  Your division sucks, Sherman sucks, your offense sucks, and all the fans REALLY suck.

PS- Shout out to Davante Adams for absolutely BULLYING Sherman here.


PPS- I was at the game Sunday and it was maybe one of the greatest experiences of my whole life.  Go Pack Go baby.

PPPS- 38-10 suck it Seattle, you STINK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DGCKMj7d1Y

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Thursday, December 1, 2016

The Woman Who Made A Sex Tape With Von Miller Didn't Keep It To Extort Him. She Kept It To Masturbate To.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/elizabeth-ruiz-not-extorting-von-miller-sex-tape-article-1.2892747

The video where she says this is in the link.  The one right there^.


So this chick





Elizabeth Ruiz is her name, made a sex tape with Von Miller and kept it.  Initial reports were that she wasn't going to let Von have it unless he paid her $2.5million for it.  Turns out she just kept it because sex with Von Miller was so damn good she wanted to go and relive it from time to time.  So you know what?  Fuck Von Miller.  I guess not enough to be the best pass rusher in the NFL and to be one of the highest paid players ever that isn't a quarterback?  But apparently he has to be so damn good at sex that absolute dimes want to keep the tape (a tape he wanted in the first place btw)for themselves just to jackhammer themselves to because he dicked her down so well.  You can't have it all man.  I just assume all famous people are good to very good at sex unless rumored otherwise, but I didn't think anyone was "keep the tape to relive it" good.  Well apparently I was wrong.  Dude has it all on the field, crazy money, and oh, he apparently bangs the brains out of super hot girls you and I couldn't get in our wildest dreams and they just want to keep that memory for ever and ever.  And I'm sure he has a giant dick too.  Not because he's black, but  yeah, of course because he's black.  Well good for him, I'll just stick to trying my best and hoping it's not too awful.  So whenever someone tells you that you can't have it all, tell them, "fuck you Von Miller does."

PS- What if he made up the extortion story in hopes that this real truth would come out?  That would be super cocky and a move you have to respect.  Like inadvertently the biggest humble brag of all time.

PPS- What if the extortion thing was true and he made her make that video saying that's why she kept it and he's giving her the money under the table.  Not to be too woke here, but she was kinda reluctant to say "to play with myself to."  But that's actually probably because she was admitting to the entire world she kept a sex tape she's in to masturbate to which is probably pretty hard to admit.

PPPS- I just made myself hate Von Miller just by writing this blog.  Never had a problem with the guy.  Is that petty? Yeah, it probably is.  But I got noting over here, he's just being selfish.


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