Monday, May 30, 2016

NBA Western Conference Finals: Warriors Thunder Game 7

Prediction: Warriors





I picked the Warriors to win the series for one thing.  But I spent last week in Canada and missed games 3 and 4 were the Warriors were murdered in OKC.  But I had a gut feeling they were still going to come back and win this series.  Biggest game of the year, two of the best teams in the NBA, the loudest arena in the league, give me the champs.  I think it'll be a close game, I think it'll be like game 5 was though.  The Warriors will look to use the energy in the Roaracle as the Thunder try to settle in and quit the crowd.  This series has been anything but predictable so I really can't get too into matchups and strategies.  Steve Kerr constantly switches up what he's doing, all I can guarantee is if the Thunder are up late they'll try and iso KD and that it won't work, because it almost never works.  So buckle up tonight and enjoy the show.


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2016 NHL Stanley Cup Playoff Predictions: Finals

San Jose Sharks v Pittsburgh Penguins

Pick: Sharks in 7
Why?: I've rode with the Sharks all postseason simply because you don't fuck with sharks of any kind.  I say that holds true and San Jose wins their first Stanley Cup ever.


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Monday, May 16, 2016

2016 NBA Playoff Predictions: Conference Finals

Western Conference

(1) Golden State Warriors v (3) Oklahoma City Thunder

Pick:  Warriors in 6
Why: People were disappointed we didn't get Spurs-Warriors but I think the Thunder are a tougher matchup for the Dubs.  They went 3-0 vs OKC but all were close, they went 3-1 against the Spurs and the game they lost they struggled shooting, otherwise they pretty much handled San Antonio.  The Thunder bigs dominated the Warriors on the glass this season, Kevin Durant had his way as well.  The Thunder struggled to close out games all season, though they did a good job (albeit with some help from the refs) against San Antonio, the Warriors are a MUCH more dynamic team offensively than the Spurs.  Plus they have the best player in the league on their team and they're just the better team.  I expect all the games to be competitive but I think the Warriors will wrap it up in OKC game 



Eastern Conference

(1) Cleveland Cavaliers v (2) Toronto Raptors

Pick: Cavs in 6
Why: Cleveland has played their best basketball all year in the first two rounds and have walked past a Detroit team that matched up well but was no where near as talented.  Then they played the Hawks who are solid but match up horribly with Cleveland.  Now they get Toronto who went 2-1 against them and won one fewer game than they did all year.  Toronto though has struggled their way to their first ever East Final.  If they can somehow figure it out and play like they did in the regular season it wouldn't surprise me at all if they won the series, but based on what I've seen lasting 6 games seems like a best case scenario.  So I really really want the Raptors to find themselves here and at least push the Cavs but the series'll likely be done before six and we'll all have to watch LeBron rub his dick over Toronto for a week and it'll suck.


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Saturday, May 14, 2016

2016 Stanley Cup Playoff Predictions: Conference Finals

Eastern Conference

(2) Pittsburgh Penguins v (2) Tampa Bay Lightning

Pick: Penguins in 7
Why?: Obviously I'm still not a hockey expert, but I feel the Pens will keep winning.  That's my basis for this pick.


Western Conference

(2) St. Louis Blues v (3) San Jose Sharks

Pick: Sharks in 7
Why?:  I've picked against the Blues every time and have been wrong every time, but I've also picked for the Sharks every time and have been right every time so somethings gotta give right?  If there's one thing I know for sure it's that you don't fuck with sharks.  Said that during first round predictions and it holds true still.  Just avoid sharks be it on ice, in the water, a guy giving you a crazy expensive loan, or a someone who's really good at pool/cards.


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Thursday, May 5, 2016

Justin Bieber Unleashes The UGLIEST Jumper of All-Time At The Brooklyn Nets' Practice Facility


I mean has the man ever shot a basketball before today?  That j is DISGUSTING.  I'm over here struggling to figure out how it's even possible to shoot like that.  You'd be hard pressed to find an uglier jumper at your local Y pickup run.  And how long do you think it took for some poor sucker in Bieber's crew to edit that video?  How many shots do you think Biebs missed?  I'd set the over/under for his percentage at 30%.  This is also just the perfect Bieber video.  Justin's dressed like an asshole pretending to be good at sports.  I don't HATE Bieber, his last album was ok, but that doesn't mean the guys not still a huge douche.  I'm glad this happened though, it's been awhile since he dropped this gem (see below) and the world needed more Biebs trying to hoop, even if he shoots like that kid everyone knows who still shoots like he did when he was 8.


Beautiful, just beautiful.


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Monday, May 2, 2016

2016 NBA Playoff Predictions: Conference Semi-Finals (Now with Toronto vs Miami)

My predictions from Saturday, now with Toronto vs Miami.  So all 4 series.

WESTERN CONFERENCE


(1) Golden State Warriors v (5) Portland Trail Blazers


Pick: Warriors in 6
Why?: Obviously no Steph Curry until probably game 3 or 4 or 5 hurts but I dont think it hurts the Warriors here as much as people think. Sean Livingston is a really good defender and will do a better job on Damian Lillard than Steph would. Obviously Dame is going to get his, but I don't see this being a huge challenge for the Warriors. And I know, I know, Portland beat them by 32 in Portland this year. But the Warriors won the other 3 games, AND in that game the Warriors turned it over 20 times (13 in the 3rd quarter) and Portland shot 54% and 57% from 3. So unless you believe in your heart of hearts Portland will do that 4 times Golden State will win this series and Steph should be back in time to find a rythm.

(2) San Antonio Spurs v (3) Oklahoma City Thunder


Pick: Spurs in 7
Why: Obviously everyone is expecting a great series here. 2 of the 4 best teams in the NBA going at it. I don't have much on this series though as everyone knows how good both these teams are. I will say this though, it may not go 7 games if all are really close because the Thunder struggle late in games. The Spurs defense is so good that the "give the ball to KD every time and let him iso" won't work all that well, and it doesn't against other teams anyway. So that's all that could keep what should be a great series from going 7 games.


EASTERN CONFERENCE 


(1) Cleveland Cavaliers v (4) Atlanta Hawks


Pick: Cavs in 5
Why: I'd love for the Hawks to make this a series, but they have nobody who can even slow LeBron down. It's tough to make him shoot jumpers he can never hit when he can get to the rim at will. The Haeks were better last year, and had home court, and the Cavs swept them in the East finals without Kevin Love and Kyrie in a limited role. So I just don't see Cleveland having a lot of difficulty in this series.

(2) Toronto Raptors v (3) Miami Heat

Pick: Raptors in 7
Why: The Raps had their fair share of struggles in round 1.  But they hadn't won a playoff series in 15 years, when they had Vince Carter in 2001.  Now all the pressure to make it out of the first round is off the Raptors shoulders and from here on out it's all a bonus to their fans (unless they get swept in embarrassing fashion).  I still believe in the Raptors, with less pressure to win now I think their All-Stars Demar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry will start to be better.  Also it'd be hard for them to be worse than they were last round.  The Raps are 5th in offensive efficiency and the Heat are 12th.  Miami is 8th in defensive efficiency and Toronto is 11th.  Miami has more playoff experience, but they are a lot older and I don't think they match up all that well with Toronto. Wade is nowhere near the defender he used to be, so Miami's best bet on DeRozan is probably Justise Winslow, who's a rookie.  One cause for concern is Kyle Lowry's elbow he injured late in the season, and it's speculated that's one reason he's shooting so poorly.  If that's true then that really hurts Toronto's cause for beating the Heat and even being competition for the Cavs.  Also Chris Bosh is reportedly pushing the Heat to let him play again, after they shut him down with blood clots for the second consecutive season.  All in all is I expect the Raptors to surprise people and play much better, and I think they will and win what should (hopefully) be a long series with a lot of close games.

Florida Woman Gives Greatest Jaguars Draft Take Of All-Time


I love this lady.  LOVE her.  One of the funniest fan-interviews I've ever seen.  The sheer bravado  with which she says "Well certainly not," when asked about the Jag's draft is absolute gold, and that's just the start of the clip.  Talking about how Jacksonville "took it to the limit" their first year as a franchise 21 YEARS AGO and throwing in her Miami beach house that isn't actually a beach house because it's a few minutes from the beach had me confused yet still laughing.  And what limit did they take it to?  They went 4-12 in 95, 96 they went 9-7 and made the AFC Championship game before losing to the Patriots, so maybe that's what she was talking about?  But then the interviewer telling her they haven't been strong in a few years and she just shut that shit down.  Blocked that noise.  They haven't been strong?  Nobody tell her that bullshit.  She'll tell them that they most certainly have been strong, but they've just been "playing by the rules."  Just keeping a low profile, waiting for the right time to emerge and dominate the NFL.  And that look she gives at the end, just shooting daggers at the camera is a phenomenal ending to a phenomenal video.


Oh and let's not forget that seductive smile she throws out while talking about her beach house that isn't a beach house.


Awesome, just great stuff.  Can't wait for the season to start because you know the Jags and Jacksonville media are going to try and get more from her.  I doubt it'll be as good, because that's what happens, it becomes forced and contrived as they try and get another viral moment.  I could see this lady delivering again though because I'm not convinced she uses the internet.  She just seems like a crazy old Florida lady.  Just wants to watch the Jags take it to the limit and go to her Miami beach house that's 3 minutes from the beach.  I honestly believe if you asked her what the internet was she wouldn't know what you were talking about.  A+ video from Jacksonville and the crazy Jags lady.


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