Monday, May 2, 2016

Florida Woman Gives Greatest Jaguars Draft Take Of All-Time


I love this lady.  LOVE her.  One of the funniest fan-interviews I've ever seen.  The sheer bravado  with which she says "Well certainly not," when asked about the Jag's draft is absolute gold, and that's just the start of the clip.  Talking about how Jacksonville "took it to the limit" their first year as a franchise 21 YEARS AGO and throwing in her Miami beach house that isn't actually a beach house because it's a few minutes from the beach had me confused yet still laughing.  And what limit did they take it to?  They went 4-12 in 95, 96 they went 9-7 and made the AFC Championship game before losing to the Patriots, so maybe that's what she was talking about?  But then the interviewer telling her they haven't been strong in a few years and she just shut that shit down.  Blocked that noise.  They haven't been strong?  Nobody tell her that bullshit.  She'll tell them that they most certainly have been strong, but they've just been "playing by the rules."  Just keeping a low profile, waiting for the right time to emerge and dominate the NFL.  And that look she gives at the end, just shooting daggers at the camera is a phenomenal ending to a phenomenal video.


Oh and let's not forget that seductive smile she throws out while talking about her beach house that isn't a beach house.


Awesome, just great stuff.  Can't wait for the season to start because you know the Jags and Jacksonville media are going to try and get more from her.  I doubt it'll be as good, because that's what happens, it becomes forced and contrived as they try and get another viral moment.  I could see this lady delivering again though because I'm not convinced she uses the internet.  She just seems like a crazy old Florida lady.  Just wants to watch the Jags take it to the limit and go to her Miami beach house that's 3 minutes from the beach.  I honestly believe if you asked her what the internet was she wouldn't know what you were talking about.  A+ video from Jacksonville and the crazy Jags lady.


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