Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly Slides Into Mia Khalifa's DMs for the Second Time. Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly Gets Crushed By Mia Khalifa for the Second Time.

TALE OF THE TAPE:

Chad "Swag" Kelly

height: 6'2"

weight: 209lbs

other: Starting quarterback for Ole Miss.  Swag out the ass. (I mean it's his nickname so I'm assuming that's true.)  Prob pulls a ton of non-famous chicks.  Incredibly stupid.

VS

Mia Khalifa

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 120

other: Former porn star.  Now works for Fansided.  Is a smoke.  Has murdered people on twitter before.  From a brief scroll through her tweets she's pretty funny though I personally don't like any of the teams she roots for (DC area and FSU).

Let's do this.

So for those of you who forgot or don't know it happened, or you just want to relive it, in early September Chad Kelly tried to slide in to Miss Khalifa's dm's.  It went like this:

Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM's #NOLES pic.twitter.com/GJcFTHwmTh

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016

Swag Kelly promptly deleted his account.  He later re-activated it.  Now it appears Chad is incapable of learning lessons as he tried his luck with Mia again:

YO, @OleMissFB, come get your man 🙄 pic.twitter.com/FHT2UgU2j0

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) October 15, 2016

I mean, really?  Such a Chad move to keep hitting on a girl who CLEARLY doesn't want any of him. Probably the most Chad move of all time.  Even more of a Chad move than when Chad Le Clos tried to psych Michael Phelps out and then got his ass kicked.  So unbelievably Chad that nobody should really be surprised that Chad did this.  I mean who hasn't been there though?  One minute you're sliding into a pornstar's dms thinking she'll let you smash because, you know, she did porn.  The next she's publicly making you look like a chump.  But to have the audacity to try it again thinking it'll be different is RIDICULOUS.  Look, shooters shoot and Chad Kelly is apparently an absolute gunner, but maybe next time try some Ole Miss Kappa girl or something.

Oh, and RIP in peace sweet prince.

PS- How about that opening line in round 2?  Basically said, "hey you know you fucked dudes on camera right?"  How did that not work?  Seems thoughtful, clever, with a hint of romantic to me.

PPS- I think it's funny she keeps destroying Kelly, but this is why chicks are scary.  If you attempt a dm slide or a line and she's not going for it this is a very real possibility.  Not on this scale of course.  I mean this is a bad example because Kelly comes off as an arrogant dick and it's easy to not be a creep but still.  Ruthless.


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