Monday, October 31, 2016

LeBron Takes Some Savage AF Shots at the Warriors With Halloween Decorations.






Boom.  Roasted.

Is LeBron James the pettiest human being to ever walk this earth?  I'm not posing that question jokingly.  He really may be.  Look, obviously as a Warrior fan and LeBron hater, this gets me riled.  But for real?  It happened, let's see...oh, right, 4 months ago!  This 3-1 lead joke hasn't been funny for a few weeks at least now.  It was pretty funny when it started, I admit I had a good chuckle at some of them, but it's dead.  So leave it to tone def Bron Bron to stab a few more holes in the corpse.  What else did he do?  Did he have a crying Jordan cake?  Did he run around pointing at people's shoes and go WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEEE.  Did he dress as Kermit and sip tea?  Was he dropping daaaamn daniels on people?  Did some how involve Ken Bone and the condescending Wonka too??  And the headstone cookies.  You murdered them Bronny?  Did ya?  We all know Steph Curry owns your brain
 but he's still easily the second best player in the world.  Klay is top 15 as well.

This is maybe the biggest "look at me" moment by LeBron ever.  You know when you see a guy in a super expensive sports car and you think "wow that guy must have a small dick?"  (Maybe you don't think that, but that's the stereotype.)  That's what this is.  He knows what could (and likely will) happen when the Warriors figure it out.  So he's trying to remind everyone that he beat a 73 win team.  Remember that?  He's the great savior and the Warriors are the biggest chokers ever!  But yet he's still shook.  A real man wouldn't go to such lengths, only a man with underlying confidence issues would.  A man who's afraid of what's coming.  So get your shots in now, we'll see who's laughing in June.

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