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I am not a fan of Jalen Rose, I think he's the dumbest TV personality let alone sports personality. This however is pure gold. Jalen dropping absolute truth bombs calling tipping strippers charity work. What makes this even funnier is that I believe he's dead serious, this man truly believes throwing singles at naked chicks constitutes charity work. This has to mean Jalen does the same thing right? He seems exactly like the kind of guy who would go and just drop absurd amounts of cash at a strip club. Maybe that's why he always seems so unprepared and does't really know what he's talking about most of the time? I mean Chris Webber did say that Jalen's Fab 5 30 for 30 was basically a sellout move, though I love that 30for30, maybe the only good thing Jalen has ever done. He took the job for ESPN because he probably ran out of money after an unmemorable NBA career blowing all of it at strip clubs. Or better yet "giving it all to charity." You gotta love how he compared it Russ West donating $1million to UCLA, giving back to the school he attended, helping them continue to rebuild their program. John Wall just helping those strippers do...what? Pay for college? That's bullshit, I refuse to believe people actually strip to put themselves through college, maybe that's what they tell themselves and others for their own benefit but come on. Nope just helping them earn more money to keep on "entertaining adults." Gotta love Jalen for this, being a dumbass finally paid off for him because everything about this story is gold. #supportfullbags
Oh, can't wait to go back to hating him providing nothing other than stupidity to the ESPN NBA staff and his awful awful draft comparisons. Just comparing white guys to other white guys, tall guys to tall guys, etc. etc.
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