Announcers Rip U-Washington Kid Apart For Eating a Salad at the Game. Call Him "Salad Boy"

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— Z (@SabonisHook) March 3, 2016

Amazing job by these announcers.  You bust out a salad at any sporting event, this is what you deserve.  Announcers ripping you to shreds, and calling you "salad boy" on semi-national tv.  Oh you just wanted to be healthy?  You look like you could stand to put on a few pounds salad boy.  Throw that shit away and get a burger or a hot dog like a real person.  Throwing down a salad at a college hoops game is one of the most ridiculous moves I've seen.  Coach trying to get the students fired up, and fucking salad boy over here just can't stop eating those leafy greens.  And it's senior night!  Have respect for the kids who are 8000 times more athletic than you, yet probably do a third of the school work!  World doesn't revolve around you salad boy!  The world revolves around those better than you, and I guess you had to learn that lesson the hard way.  Let this be a lesson to all you, if you dare eat a goddamn salad at any sporting event, then know this is the punishment you may face.  If you're ok with that (and ok with eating a salad at a game) then don't ever talk to me because you're an asshole.


PS- If that kid isn't referred to solely as Salad Boy by everyone on campus for the rest of time, then Washington is the worst school in history.  I want that kid be slightly recognized and the kid slightly recognizing him to yell "Hey!  Are you Salad Boy?"  And then something insulting.  I want this kid to debate transferring because of this.  Respect the game salad boy.



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