This is fun - Kings fans can get free tattoos with the new logo at select tattoo shops. 1st come, 1st serve - Wed pic.twitter.com/nAwaYVr8lt— Aaron Bruski (@aaronbruski) April 26, 2016
Sacramento unveiled their new logo earlier this week. (Yesterday I think.) Here it is:
And to get Sac-town hyped up for it their offering a once in a life time chance to get the new logo tattooed for free!! Celebrate this embarrassing clusterfuck of a franchise by getting it's brand spanking new logo drawn PERMANENTLY on yourself! Where it will be FOREVER!
Real conversation from the Sacramento Kings marketing board:
"How do we get the people excited for the new logos?"
"The team could win a few games. Maybe make the playoffs? Or at least come close."
"Jim. C'mon Jim. Let's be realistic now. Rational, people, let's think rationally."
"Well, our key demographic is 15-35 right?"
"Yes."
"Well, people in that age group all love one thing."
"What's that?"
"Tattoos!"
"Go on..."
"We could offer people the chance to get the logos tattooed on themselves for free."
"BRILLIANT! Now THIS is how we get our fans excited! Nobody ever regrets sports tattoos, or free tattoos! Mark, keep up the good work! Jim! You're an idiot." *under breath* "Win basketball games. Who does he think he works for?"
Look, this is the WORST idea of all time. I like the new logo, but getting it tattooed is insane. I don't care if you're from Sacramento. I don't care if you're the biggest diehard Kings fan in the world. I don't care if you're blackout drunk and you think it'd be funny. If you get a tattoo of the Kings' new logo, or any logo involving the Kings, you are an absolute CLOWN. And not clown in a good way, like you're hilarious. Clown like you're a goddamn idiot. Awful Sacramento, just awful.
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