The Kiss Cam Pizza Girl? Not That Great, Don't Let the Internet Fool You.

Look at this bitch.  Over here shoving her face with dominos.  Bitch over here double fisting pizza.  This bitch don't play Edward 40 hands, she plays Edward gluten-free with extra cheese hands.  This bitch mouth chewing that pizza like an absolute psychopath on a camera in front of 20,000 people.  How lucky was it that they caught this?  Not at all, and if you don't buy that this was staged then you my friend, are an absolute SUCKER.  All this move by the Hawks was to try and go viral with a kiss cam stunt, they plant that pretty girl there, gave her some za, and told her to wait for the kiss cam and eat that pizza as ridiculously as possible.  So in that sense, good job Pizza Girl.  Now every white girl on the damn planet can quote a tweet with this in it and tag a bunch of her friends that she tells you she hates and go "THIS IS US."  It's actually not even that funny, I think it's pretty disgusting actually.  She's pretty hot, but then you see her just slamming that pizza like she was a POW seeing her first real meal in 5 years.  Make that some fat slob sitting shirtless with his big ass gut and giant man tits just hanging out with the box sitting on said gut double fisting pizza behind some people making out and it's actually pretty damn funny.  Sill fake, but less forced and I'd probably laugh at it as the thought of that just in my own head right now amuses me.  Be better Hawks, and be better internet.

"Catches"  How'd they do it??

Puuuuuuke.

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