If you think Kyrie should've manned up and played you are outta your damn mind. Guy shoulda been flown home IMMEDIATELY. I give him all the props in the world for even trying to play. I get hit with bed bugs of any size and quantity, let alone 5 big ass ones on my pillow, I'm spending the rest of the night a different hotel. Fuck that. Call me a pussy if you must, but there is no way I'm staying there a second longer. I always have that thought when I get into a hotel, you know, the one where you wonder if this time is the time you wake up with bed bugs just chewing on ya? Just look at the things:
I'll give you a second to puke. You think you're tough enough to battle the bed bugs then go play an NBA game? Get outta my face. No one is that tough, that is disgusting. You got those things crawling on you, then you're going to shake that traumatizing experience and play professional basketball? Impossible. And apparently the hotel the Cavs (and everyone but the Bulls) stay at in OKC is also haunted? Why do teams still go there?? You can't tell me there isn't one hotel in OKC that isn't infested with bed bugs and also not haunted. It's common sense that bed bugs and ghosts are two things that just shouldn't be fucked with, especially if you're a professional sports team. One stay at a hotel with bugs eating me in my sleep and ghosts lurking in the dark and I'd probably retire. But what if the big ass bed bugs were brought on by the ghost? Gotta find a new hotel every NBA team. You just have to, because there's only one man who could've helped Kyrie Saturday night, the problem was he was in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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