Roger Goodell Dabbing Will Make You Wish You Didn't Have Eyes.

Step 1:  Find bleach.
Step 2: Apply generously to eyeballs.  (Make sure to get deep into the sockets.)
Step 3: Enjoy never having to see that again.

Christ Rog, what the hell was that?  That was total guy at party and someone is trying to get him to do something and he really wants to do it but he's like "No guys c'mon!  C'mon guys I said no!"  The he gets up and fucking does it anyway.  That lady doing it was bad enough, then Big Rog hits the dab and officially mutilates it.  He took that thing out back and beat it's head in with a shovel and buried it right there.  He put a bullet in the dab then added 26 more for "good measure."  He stuck the dagger in it's heart then stuck it in there a few more times.  Cam Newton sees this and is probably pissed he has to find a new dance because the commish mangled his.  I'm embarrassed to be white right now, because someone can say that white people ruin everything just look at Goodell, and they'd be right.  I can't defend that, some middle-aged white billionaire just took one of the most popular dance moves out right now and just slaughtered it in front of everyone.


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