LeBron James Hits D'Angelo Russell With A Pass Right Where No Man Should Be Hit With A Pass. His Dick. That's Where It Hit Him.

Right in the dick.  No mercy from King James on that bullet.  What, you thought you could throw the pass through Russell?  He was right there the whole time.  Was it intentional?  Probably not but LeBron should be banned for life if it was.  One thing you can't do to another man is fire a basketball at mach 10 right at his dick.  Not cool Bron.  He even went to Ohio State!  "Your" school, and that's the treatment he gets?  You thought Byron Scott and the Kobe farewell tour was the worst thing to happen to D'Angelo Russell this year?  Nuh-uh, this is.  I'd retire.  I take a missile to the manhood and I am OUT.  Take my last check and get a job at ESPN because they hire anyone who played a sport professionally no matter how good they were/smart they are.  I've honestly never seen a pass that hard, that thing was like a spiral from ol Gunslinger Brett Favre himself.  I'm surprised that pass didn't just make a hole in Russell.  LeBron heard the Lakers weren't hazing the rook so he took matters into his own hands and made D'Angelo sterile.  Gotcha rook!  I mean if he wanted to get the ball to Shumpert or whoever that was so bad he could've passed it to Mo Williams right next to him and he could've swung it to Shump.  You didn't need hit Russell with a dick-seeking missile.  I feel bad for D'Angelo.  Not meeting expectations this year, playing for a Laker team that is a mess right now, and now he's probably dickless.  Sad situation, I hope he pulls through and still has a great career but this is definitely a setback.  #Pray4D'angelo