Saturday, January 30, 2016

JJ Watt Blasts The Most JJ Watt Tweet Of All Time



Oh man, look at JJ out here getting offers from "nurses" to help with his groin injury!  Dude must just go home and totally crush puss right?  Just opens his DM's and his phone turns wherever he is into a flood zone right?  Not only is he the greatest human being ever but he's hilarious and he's got "nurses" just lined up waiting to "help his groin rehab"!  Nice brah!  What do you like more about JJ?  His fake 3am tire flip workouts or the fact he just opens his phone and he's got girls just offering to rehab his groin?  Legendary stuff from my man double J.  I need someone to actually ask JJ this next question;  JJ could you be more lame?  Seriously.  That was the corniest joke ever, if you were trying to make people roll their eyes/throw up in their mouths instead of laugh then you succeeded.  Could you please just be an actual human for once?  Stop trying so damn hard.  But hey I guess when you can just open your phone and have just tons of girls offering to "rehab" his groin then you can be as corny as you want.

Live look inside JJ's head:

(Maybe not exactly but it's a great clip regardless)

(if it doesn't work: http://southpark.cc.com/clips/tlm8e1/in-their-safe-space#source=08f60a6f-24a8-4d88-88a3-eb5588494cbc:19eabca7-b00f-4a06-ac66-c9529cef2834&position=49&sort=airdate )

PS- I don't even see JJ Watt as a guy who has sex.  He seems like he'd rather be in the gym or doing tire flips all night*.  Who needs girls when you gotta get that next set in bro?  Also it could be because he's the lamest guy ever.  He's that guy who makes an awful awful joke when hitting on a girl and she then makes a face of disgust and moves on.

PPS- I bet only 6 girls said that to him.

PPPS- What a tool.


*has a camera crew film him doing like 1 rep of something so he can say he did it a 3am


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